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2026

We are currently working on a brand new show...! PLUS:


EVITA TOO Tour Dates

11-14th November at Bristol Old Vic


Or What's Left of Us Tour Dates

11th March at Colchester Arts Centre
17-18th March at South Street, Reading



Drink Rum With Expats Tour Dates

2-6th June at Wilton's Music Hall



December Christmas shows

16-18th Sh!t Actually and Sh!t Theatre's Sing-a-long-a Muppet Christmas Carol at Colchester Arts Centre






2025

We've toured a lot, thanks for coming, now please buy tickets to EVITA TOO at THE SOUTHBANK CENTRE in DECEMBER


2024


Or What's Left of Us premieres at REDACTED location on REDACTED dates at REDACTED time

15-27th July - Or What's Left of Us (previews) Soho Theatre, exact dates TBC
14th July -
Or What's Left of Us (work-in-progress), Norwich Arts Centre, Norwich
8th July -
Or What's Left of Us (work-in-progress), Colchester Arts Centre, Colchester
27th June - 
Or What's Left of Us (work-in-progress), Paines Plough Roundabout, Oldham, Greater Manchester
20th April - 
Or What's Left of Us (work-in-progress), Battersea Arts Centre, London

WINTER 2023


Sh!t Theatre's Sing-a-long a Muppet Christmas Carol Mini Tour December:

13th - Cambridge Junction
14th - Colchester Arts Centre
15th - South Street Arts, Readin
19th & 20th - Norwich Arts Centre

15th November - Or What's Left of Us (work-in-progress), Croydonites Festival, Croydon



HIATUS
Due to a family emergency we've had a sh!t break and are slowly getting back to work.


2023

24th-25th March  - Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats ,Teatro do Bairro Alto, Lisbon.

Algarve, PT & Mannheim DE dates POSTPONED





2022

Sh!t Theatre's Sing-a-long a Muppet Christmas Carol Vs Sh!t Actually Mini Tour:
7th December, Colchester Arts Centre
8-14th & 17th-19th December, Battersea Arts Centre, London
15th-16th December, South Street Arts Centre, Reading

20th-21st December, Norwich Arts Centre

27th September - 16th October - Evita Too, Soho Theatre, London  WORLD PREMIERE
29th August - 
 Evita Too -Greenbelt Festival
13th August -  Evita Too (work-in-progress title 'Don't Look Over Here, Andrew Lloyd Webber) -Rosemary Branch, Camden Fringe
4-5th August  - Evita Too (work-in-progress title 'Don't Look Over Here, Andrew Lloyd Webber) -Wardrobe Theatre, Bristol
31st July  -  Evita Too (work-in-progress title 'Don't Look Over Here, Andrew Lloyd Webber) -Junction, Cambridge
20th-21st July -  Evita Too (work-in-progress title 'Don't Look Over Here, Andrew Lloyd Webber) - Pleasance Theatre, London
29th March - Evita Too (work-in-progress title 'Don't Look Over Here, Andrew Lloyd Webber) -CLAY, Leeds


2021

Sh!t Theatre's Sing-a-long a Muppet Christmas Carol Mini Tour:

7-9th December, HOME Manchester
10th December, Centre For Live Art Yorkshire, Leeds
12th December, Junction, Cambridge
16th-19th December, Camden People's Theatre, London
22nd December, Colchester Arts Centre, Esses
23rd December, Norwich Arts Centre, Norfolk

Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats re-re-scheduled UK tour:

SEPT 2-4; HULL Freedom Festival

SEPT 6-11; LONDON, Soho Theatre
SEPT 25; CORSHAM, Pound Arts
SEPT 29; CAMBRIDGE, Junction
SEP 30; READING, South Street
OCT 1; READING, South Street
OCT 2; POOLE, Lighthouse
OCT 4-9; BRISTOL, Wardrobe Theatre
OCT 13-14; NOTTINGHAM, Playhouse
OCT 15-16; LIVERPOOL, Unity Theatre

29th-30th October - Evita Too (work-in-progress title 'Don't Look Over Here, Andrew Lloyd Webber) - Camden People's Theatre




2020

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UNCANCELLED:

3rd-4th December  - Sh!t Actually - Rose Theatre Kingston, LONDON

12-23rd December - Sh!t Actually WORLDWIDE LIVESTREAM via HOME, Manchester

23rd January - Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats - The Showroom, CHICHESTER

24th-25th January - Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats - Arts Centre, NORWICH

28th  January- 1st February - Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats - Theatre Royal, PLYMOUTH

11th February - 15th March - Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats - Holden Street, ADELAIDE (AUS)

CANCELLED (COVID): 

25th-28th March  - S
h!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats, Revolutions Festival, ALBUQUERQUE (USA)

8th-9th April - Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats - South Street, READING

1st-2nd May - Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats - Unity Theatre, LIVERPOOL

2nd-6th June - Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats - Playhouse, SALISBURY

12th-13th June - Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats - The MAC, BELFAST

18th-19th June - Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats - Playhouse, NOTTINGHAM

25th June - Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats - Lighthouse, POOLE

30th June - Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats - New Theatre Royal, PORTSMOUTH

20th-25th July - 
Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats  - Soho Theatre, LONDON



2019

3rd-21st December - Sh!t Actually PREMIERE - Camden People's Theatre, London

22nd November - Sh!t Actually work-in-progress, CLAY Centre for Live Art Yorkshire, Leeds

8th-19th October - Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats, Soho Theatre, London

26th-28th September- Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats, Orbit Festival, HOME, Manchester

31st July-25th August (not 1st, 12th)- Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats PREMIERE- Summerhall, Edinburgh Fringe Festival 

19th-21st July-  Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats (work-in-progress) -  Latitude Festival, Suffolk 

11th-12th July -  Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats (work-in-progress)  - Wardrobe Theatre, Bristol

24th-25th June -  Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats (work-in-progress) Incoming Festival - NDT, London/Tobacco Factory, Bristol

3rd June - DollyWould - Salisbury Playhouse, Salisbury

10th May -  Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats (work-in-progress) - Croydonites Festival, Cryodon

3rd May - Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats (work-in-progress)-  Mach Fest, Machynlleth, Wales 

29th April-1st May - Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats (work-in-progress)  - Camden People's Theatre , London

29th March-  Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats (work-in-progress)  -  Live Art Bistro 'Performing Britain' Festival,  Leeds

10th Feb - Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats (work-in-progress) -Vault Festival, London

2018.

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Sh!t Theatre's Sing-a-long a Muppet Christmas Carol Mini Tour:

20th - 21st December - Colchester Arts Centre

19th December - Norwich Arts Centre

17th-18th December -
 Camden People's Theatre, London

15th December - The Cambridge Junction

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25th-27th October - DollyWould, The Tron, Glasgow

22nd October - Sh!t Theatre Drink Rum With Expats (work-in-progress), The Pub, Valletta, Malta 

10th October  - DollyWould, Cramphorn Theatre, Chelsmford 

1st September - 8th September  - DollyWould, Old Theatre 505, Sydney Fringe Festival, Australia

14th-26th August - DollyWould, Summerhall, Edinburgh Fringe 

***DollyWould SPRING TOUR***
12th-15th June - Theatre Royal, Plymouth ​
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8th June - The Lighthouse, Poole

22nd-25th May - The Old Market, Brighton

18th May - Playhouse, Nottingham 

17th May - West End Centre, Aldershot 

 16th May - The Junction, Cambridge 

 14th May - New Theatre Royal, Portsmouth

11th-12th May- Live Art Bistro, Leeds

10th May -  South Street Arts, Reading 

9th May  - Colchester Arts Centre 

3-5th May - HOME, Manchester

27th April -  Norwich Arts Centre


25th April - Marlowe Theatre, Canterbury 

18th -21st April - Wardrobe Theatre, Bristol

19th March - 14th April -  Soho Theatre, London

8th-11th March She Bangs the Drums, (Directors  - Contact Young Company), MSI, Manchester

24th-25th January - No Refunds  (work in progress), VAULT Festival 
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2017

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Sh!t Theatre's Sing-a-long-a Muppet Christmas Carol Mini Tour:

21st-22nd  December - Camden People's Theatre, London 

20th  December- Colchester Arts Centre, Essex

15th December - The Cambridge Junction

13th December- Norwich Arts Centre, Norfolk

8th December - South Street Arts, Reading

7th December - Marlborough Theatre, Brighton


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22nd November -  Letters to Windsor House, Warwick Art Centre, Warwick

12th-13th October - DollyWould, MAC, Belfast

6th October -Letters to Windsor House, Live Art Bistro, Leeds 
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3rd-5th October - DollyWould, Camden People's Theatre, London

22nd September - A Night at the Marly, The Marlborough, Brighton

20th September -  Letters to Windsor House, New Theatre Royal, Portsmouth 

29th August  - Letters to Windsor House, Greenbelt Festival, Kettering

1st August - 28th August - DollyWould premiere, everyday @ Summerhall, Edinburgh Fringe Festival *Extra shows added 22nd & 28th*

17th-18th July -  DollyWould, Drayton Arms, London

15th July - DollyWould, Latitude Festival, Suffolk

8th July  - You Are Not Alone, FocalPoint Gallery, Southend on Sea

22nd June -  Letters to Windsor House,Harlow Playhouse, Essex 

3rd June - DollyWould, PULSE Festival, Ipswich

31st-May-2nd June - DollyWould, Camden People's Theatre, London

25th May -Letters to Windsor House, Lakeside Theatre, Colchester

11th-13th May  - Letters to Windsor House,Soho Theatre, London

7th May - Letters to Windsor House,CounterPulse, San Francisco, USA
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3rd May - Letters to Windsor House,Northern Stage, Newcastle

29th April  - Duckie at the RVT, London

28th April - Hi Brow, Bethnal Green Working Men's Club, London

27th April - Letters to Windsor House,Norwich Arts Centre, Norwich

22nd April - Letters to Windsor House,Derby Theatre, Derby

19th - 21st April - Letters to Windsor House,HOME, Manchester

31st March - 1st April - Letters to Windsor House,Nottingham Playhouse, Nottingham

21st-25th March - Letters to Windsor House,Wardrobe Theatre, Bristol

18th March - Letters to Windsor House,The Marlborough, Brighton

17th March - Letters to Windsor House,Croydonites Festival, Croydon
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15th March - Letters to Windsor House,West End Centre, Aldershot

24th February - Letters to Windsor House,Crucible Theatre, Sheffield

22nd February - Letters to Windsor House,South Street Arts, Reading

​21st February  - Letters to Windsor House,New Wolsey, Ipswich

31st January-11th February - Letters to Windsor House, Soho Theatre TICKETS HERE
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Friday 20th - Sat 21st January - DollyWould (work-in-progress), Camden People's Theatre TICKETS HERE


2016

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Sh!t Theatre's Sing-a-long-a Muppet Christmas Carol Mini Tour:

Sunday 18th December - Live Art Bistro, Leeds

Fri 16th - Sat 17th December - The Cambridge Junction

Weds 14th December- Norwich Arts Centre, Norfolk

Tues 13th  December- Colchester Arts Centre, Essex

Sun 11th- Mon 12th Dec - Camden People's Theatre, London

Tues 6th Dec - The Bill Murray, London

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Friday 9th December - Cabaret at South Street Arts, Reading POSTPONED

Wednesday 16th November - Letters to Windsor House, Centre for Contemporary Art, Glasgow (with BSL interpretation)

Women's Hour Autumn Tour 2016:

25th- 26th October  - Women's Hour, Warwick Arts Centre, Warwick

Thursday 6th October - Women's Hour, The ShowRoom, Chichester
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Thurs 29th Sept-Sun 1st October - Women's Hour, HOME, Manchester

Thurs 8th-Fri 9th September - Women's Hour, MAC, Belfast 


Tues 13th September- DollyWould (work-in-progress), New River Studios, London
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August 2016 1.35pm everyday- Letters to Windsor House (premiere), Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Anatomy Lecture Theatre, Summerhall, Edinburgh as part of Show & Tell's theatre programme.

Sunday 17th July - Letters to Windsor House (work-in-progress), Latitude Festival, Suffolk

Weds 13th July - hosting Flappers (all female circus & performance) at Jacksons Lane, London

Sunday 10th July - Letters to Windsor House (work-in-progress), Hotbed Festival, Cambridge Junction, Cambridge

Thursday 7th July- Women's Hour, NRTF Showcase, Falmouth


Monday 27th June -  Letters to Windsor House (work-in-progress), Incoming Festival, New Diorama, London

Tuesday 21st June  -  Letters to Windsor House (work-in-progress), Off Beat Festival, Old Fire Station Theatre, Oxford

Friday 10th June - Letters to Windsor House (work-in-progress), Peopling the Palace, Queen Mary University of London (invite only)

Tuesday 31st May - Women's Hour, PULSE, New Wolsey Theatre, Ipswich

Saturday 28th May  - DollyWould (40 mins work-in-progress), Watch Out Festival, Cambridge Junction, Cambridge

Thursday 26th May - Women's Hour, Harlow Playhouse, Essex

Fri 20th-Sat 21st May - Women's Hour, Camden People's Theatre, London

Friday 13th May -  DollyWould (40 mins work-in-progress), MayFest, Wardrobe Theatre, Bristol

Sat 7th-Sun 8th May - Women's Hour, Brighton Fringe, Malborough Theatre (6pm, as part of Fem:Ale brewers weekend)

Wednesday 4th May - Women's Hour, Norwich Arts Centre, Norwich

Sunday 1st May - Letters to Windsor House (work-in-progress), Machynlleth Comedy Festival, Wales

Saturday 30th April -  Women's Hour, Machynlleth Comedy Festival, Wales

Saturday 23rd April - Women's Hour, Derby Theatre, Derby

Thurs 21st April  - Women's Hour, South Street Arts, Reading

Wednesday 20th April  -  Women's Hour, Colchester Arts Centre, Colchester

Thurs 14th-Fri 15th April, Guinea Pigs on Trial (workshops & show), Live Art Bistro, Leeds

Wednesday 16th March   - DollyWould (30 mins work-in-progress + post show talk), SPRINT Festival, Camden People's Theatre

Fri 11th-Sat 12th March - Women's Hour, Nottingham Playhouse, Nottingham

Wednesday 10th March - Women's Hour,They Eat Culture, The Continental, Preston

Wednesday 2nd March - Women's Hour, The Junction, Cambridge

Friday 5th February  - Women's Hour, White Noise Festival, Brewery Arts Centre, Kendal

Thurs 28th-Fri 29th January - Letters to Windsor House (work in progress), Whose London Is It Anyway? Festival, Camden People's Theatre (9pm)
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2015


Sunday 20th December - Sing-a-long-a-Muppet Xmas Carol, Camden People's Theatre, 6pm

Wednesday 2nd December - Guinea Pigs on Trial, Norwich Arts Centre

Sunday 22nd November - DollyWould (10 min scratch), Pleasance Theatre Islington

Wednesday 21st October - Letters to Windsor House, Harlow Playhouse, Essex

Sunday 4th October - Philip O'Shea Turns 30-Live!, Fun Palace, Camden People's Theatre

5th-31st August (every Monday, Wednesday, Friday & Sunday at 2pm), Women's Hour, Anatomy Lecture Theatre, Summerhall, Edinburgh Fringe 
We will also be in Phillip O'Shea Turns 30-Live, every other day, 7pm at the Banshee Labyrinth for the PBH Free Fringe.

Saturday 16th July - Women's Hour, Latitude Festival, Suffolk

Thursday 9th July  - Women's Hour, Live Art Bistro, Leeds

Saturday 4th July - Women's Hour, Fling Festival, Chelmsford

Saturday 20th June - Women's Hour with Mitches Movie Pitches by Eric Sigmundsson, 4.30pm, Canal Projects Gallery, Haggerston

Monday 16th,Tues 16th & Tues 23rd June- Sh!t Theatre are: Hunt & Darton, the Hunt & Darton Cafe, Colchester

Saturday 6th June - Women's Hour (re-write 50 minute work-in-progress), Incoming Festival at the New Diorama, London

Friday 29th May - Women's Hour (20 minutes, new material), PULSE Festival, Suitcase Prize, Ipswich

Thurs 28th May  - Letters to Windsor House (60 minute work-in-progress), Pleasance Theatre, Islington

Wednesday 13th May - Guinea Pigs on Trial, Harlow Playhouse, Essex

Saturday 2nd May - Women's Hour, Machynlleth Comedy Festival, Wales

Saturday 21st and Sunday 22nd March - Women's Hour (full length & Tuck Your Cunt In club night one-off), BUZZCUT 2015, Glasgow

Wednesday 25th February - Letters to Windsor House (15 min scratch), Practice, ICIA, Bath


2014


- For information on performance dates & residencies for Burger Van, our 2013/14 collaboration with Tim Hopkins, Lewis Church and Phil O'Shea follow @burgervanplay 

Friday 19th & Saturday 20th December - Sh!t Theatre present: Crime Statement, a one-to-one piece, Shoreditch XXXMas Grotto, Shoreditch Town Hall

Sunday 14th December - Sh!t Theatre present: Sing-a-Long-A-Muppets Christmas Carol! Plus special guests Dr Tom Hughes BA MA (Distinction) PhD and Eric Sigmundsson. Camden People's Theatre, 6pm

Fri 21st & Sat 22nd November -Guinea Pigs on Trial, SACRED Festival, Chelsea Theatre, London

Wednesday 19th November- Guinea Pigs on Trial, Colchester Arts Centre, Essex

Saturday 15th November- GFest 2014, London

Fri 14th November - LiveWire for Underwire Festival, The Yard Theatre, Hackney Wick

Wednesday 22nd October - Women's Hour, Hidden Gems Festival, Ritzy Cinema, Brixton

Weds 24th-Fri 16th September & 1st- 2nd, 4th, 8th-11th October- WORLD PREMIERE Women's Hour, headlining 'Calm Down,Dear Festival of Feminism' at Camden People's Theatre. All shows 7.30pm (except 26th at 9pm)

ED FRINGE: Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays & first two Sundays of August, 3.30pm-  Guinea Pigs on Trial as part of Escalator East to Edinburgh, The Anatomy Lecture Theatre, Summerhall, Edinburgh. BSL interpreted on August 12th. 
ALL TICKETS £5 ALL FRINGE


Saturday 12th July -  Guinea Pigs on Trial, HotBed Festival, The Junction, Cambridge

Friday 11th July - HOLY SH!T STAMP! - Fringe Fundraiser for Sh!t Theatre & Ellie Stamp, performances and DJ sets from live artists, cabaret wonders and comedians,  Theatre Delicatessen, Marylebone.

Weds 9th & Thurs 10th July- Guinea Pigs on Trial (with Ellie Stamp's Are You Lonesome Tonight) London previews, Theatre Delicatessen, Marylebone

Sat 5th & Sun 6th July -  Guinea Pigs on Trial, Pink Fringe,  The Marlborough Theatre, Brighton

Weds 11th June- Peopling the Palace, Pinter Studio, QMUL, Mile End

Saturday 7th June - Duckie, The Royal Vauxhall Tavern

Friday 30th May - Guinea Pigs on Trial, PULSE Fringe, Ipswich

19th-25th May -Residency, University of Chichester

Thus 24th April - Hunt & Darton, The Canal Museum, London CANCELLED

Monday 14th April -  Guinea Pigs on Trial (work-in-progress), The Pleasance Theatre, Islington

Tues 8th & Weds 9th April -Sh!t Theatre's JSA (Job Seekers Anonymous) 2014, The Arches, Glasgow 

Thursday 3rd April - 'Sh!t Theatre's JSA (Job Seekers Anonymous) 2014', The New Wolsey Studio, Ipswich

Sunday 30th March - Women's Hour, OPAWC Fundraiser, The Grosvenor, Stockwell

Thursday 13th March- 'Sh!t Theatre's JSA (Job Seekers Anonymous) 2014', The Point, Eastleigh

Saturday 8th March - Party Like it's 1994 - Camden People's Theatre 20th Birthday, CPT, Camden 

Thursday 6th March  - Sh!t Theatre present: Women's Hour (work-in-progress), Pink Fringe, Brighton

Mon 24th Feburary - Friday 1st March -  Guinea Pigs on Trial (work-in-progress), N.O.W '14 Festival, The Yard Theatre, Hackney Wick

Thursday 13th February - Tales of Whatever, The Albany, Deptford 7.30pm

Friday 7th & Saturday 8th February - 'Sh!t Theatre's JSA (Job Seekers Anonymous) 2014', Fresh Blood, Chelsea Theatre 

Friday 31st January - Who The Fuck Is Alice?, Vogue Fabrics, Stoke Newington (performance + DJ set)

Saturday 25th January - LOCO Film Festival, Satire Day, BFI Southbank

Wednesday 22nd January -  'Sh!t Theatre's JSA (Job Seekers Anonymous) 2014', The Pinter Studio QMUL, Mile End

Monday 6th January - 20th January - Residency at The Expansionists, Whitstable



2013

Sunday 15th December - Sh!t Theatre's Sing-a-long-a-Muppets Christmas Carol ABRIDGED, AiR Supply Christmas Party, QMUL SCR Bar, Mile End

Thursday 12th December  - Stamp Collective, City Hall (as part of Centre Stage - supporting Small Theatres in the Capital)

Thursday 12th December - Commie Faggots present..., The Others, Stoke Newington CANCELLED

Saturday 2nd November - Calm Down Dear! Cabaret, Camden People's Theatre, Euston

Wednesday 30th October - Livelihood Lunches, QMUL, Mile End

 2nd-24th August - 'Sh!t Theatre's JSA (Job Seekers Ano
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